Software · Gag prototype

MacBook Steps

A macOS pedometer for the person who walks around carrying a laptop while AI agents do the typing.

Compendium article 023 Revision 0.4 · July 2026

MacBook Steps begins with a real observation and refuses to treat it with the appropriate seriousness. While coding agents work, Josiah sometimes walks around carrying the laptop—behavior that resembles exercise just enough to invite a product no one asked for.

A deliberately silly Mac app concept that would estimate steps taken while someone carries an open MacBook around the room supervising agents.

The aim. Turn an absurdly specific work habit into a small, knowingly unnecessary product gag.

01The problem behind the project

Josiah noticed himself pacing with his computer during long-running agent work and treated the behavior as if it deserved its own fitness product.

The imagined app is a pedometer for that exact situation. Its audience is people who understand why supervising autonomous code might involve pacing with an open MacBook and why counting those steps is both technically questionable and emotionally correct.

The tiny audience is people who recognize the joke. Anyone relying on it for health measurement would be using it beyond its purpose.

02How it took shape

The project is primarily a written product gag and interaction concept; no reliable laptop-based pedometer is claimed.

The project remains a product gag rather than a validated motion-sensing implementation. That constraint protects the joke: a laptop is a bad pedometer, and turning the concept into a health platform would erase the specificity that makes it funny.

Josiah originated the observation, joke, and product framing.

The behavior is real; the product's value is comedic. There is no validated step-counting artifact.

03What the project means now

As a portfolio entry, MacBook Steps documents a new physical ritual of agent-assisted work. It is useful not because the market needs it, but because precise jokes often notice a behavioral change before serious product language catches up.

A laptop is a poor pedometer, the use case is intentionally ridiculous, and this should never be presented as fitness technology.

Not every idea needs a market thesis; a precise joke can still reveal something true about a new way of working.

Keep it small enough that implementing the joke would not ruin it.